Ms. Knight: "I'm running to win" Goddess-in-Chief to rid the telemarketers trend to White House.

Monterey 9/10/2000

SINthia Knight today announced her candidacy for the 43rd President of the United States.  She immediately established hers as a campaign for all Americans, "This is a big country--- big enough even for the production artists".

Knight laid out her mildly challenging vision for America:

"The country is doing okay, but okay is for wimps."

When asked why she wanted to be President, the candidate told her supporters "I'll keep America on it's toes. Just when people think they know SINthia Knight, boom I'll reinvent myself. There'll be a jump to the left. And a step to the right. I'll give the country a mind flip. In another dimension. It's astounding. Madness takes its toll."

To communicate forthrightly to the American people, Knight has chosen a stirring message around which to rally supporters: "A Goddess with sex appeal". 

At her rally today Ms. Knight introduced presidential historian Michael Bechloss who explained the campaign's historic importance.  "We've seen 3rd and even 4th party candidates in America before. But Knight's run is unprecedented. Here is a national movement launched well into the 11th hour, which before the advent of the Internet would have met all but certain obscurity. But the rules are different now, and the advantage of establishment candidates melts in the face of what is happening today."